An Anthology of Wacky Wildlife Captured in Ridiculous Rhymes

The animal kingdom is full of wacky and wonderful creatures, and these silly rhymes capture their unique personalities perfectly. From a hippopotamus who loves to dance to a giraffe with a very long neck, these poems will make you smile and appreciate the beauty of the natural world.

1. The Hippopotamus

From ‘ard Varks to Zoes: An A to Z of Wacky Wildlife Captured in Ridiculous Rhymes

by Brian Turner

4.9 out of 5

Language	:	English
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There once was a hippo named Clyde, Who loved to dance and sing with pride. He'd prance around in his tutu, And twirl his tail like a hula-hoop.

2. The Giraffe

There once was a giraffe named Grace, Whose neck was so long, she could see outer space. She'd reach up to the stars above, And wave to the aliens with love.

3. The Elephant

There once was an elephant named Earl, Who loved to play the trumpet with a twirl. He'd toot and honk all day long, And make the other animals sing along.

4. The Lion

There once was a lion named Leo, Who was the king of the jungle, you know. He'd roar and growl with all his might, And make the other animals take flight.

5. The Zebra

There once was a zebra named Zeke, Whose stripes were so dazzling, they'd make you weak. He'd run and gallop all around, And leave the other animals astound.

6. The Monkey

There once was a monkey named Max, Who loved to swing from trees and relax. He'd swing and sway all day long, And make the other animals sing along.

7. The Parrot

There once was a parrot named Polly, Who loved to squawk and talk quite folly. She'd repeat everything you said, And make the other animals shake their heads.

8. The Snake

There once was a snake named Sly, Who loved to slither and slide by. He'd sneak up on his prey with glee, And make the other animals flee.

9. The Owl

There once was an owl named Hoot, Who loved to hoot and howl at night. He'd sit on a branch and sing his song, And make the other animals sleep all wrong.

10. The Bear

There once was a bear named Bruin, Who loved to sleep in his cave and ruin. He'd snore and growl all day long, And make the other animals sing along.

These are just a few of the wacky and wonderful animals that inhabit our planet. Each one has its own unique personality and quirks, and these poems capture their essence perfectly. So next time you see a hippopotamus dancing, a giraffe with a very long neck, or any other animal that makes you smile, remember these silly rhymes and appreciate the beauty of the natural world.

From ‘ard Varks to Zoes: An A to Z of Wacky Wildlife Captured in Ridiculous Rhymes

by Brian Turner

4.9 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	443 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	173 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE